1.  The nice:  “Your irresistible loveliness called to me from across this Jiffy Lube waiting room.”

2.  The nasty:  “It’s exquisite how badly you long for my bite – I think I’ll just wait awhile until you beg me for it” (accompanied by fierce and sexy glare).

3.  The romantic:  “They say a diamond is forever – I can promise you an eternity.”

4.  The funny:  “I’d love to kiss those rosebud lips, but if you want a hug afterward it will cost you another bite.”

5.  The funny but cheap: “I picked these flowers up for you . . . at the cemetery.”

6.  The silent:  The little beckoning hand gesture that Frank Langella used in the 1979 Dracula movie. Hand is down at side, slight slow twist of the wrist. Sigh . . .

7.  The cocky:  “I can be your Lestat, your Edward, your Bill . . . only even better.”

8.  The masterful:  “You will come to me now – you must come to me – and you will yield to me your soul” (accompanied by penetrating stare you can feel down to your toes).

9.  The bilingual:  “Donnez-moi votre sang, ma cherie, maintenant” (simply means “give me your blood, my dear, now,” but isn’t the French sexier?).

10.  The classic charmer:  “Look deep, deep into my eyes.”  So simple, but never fails.