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How to Catch and Keep a Vampire
a step-by-step guide to loving the bad and the beautiful


In How to Catch and Keep a Vampire, Diana Laurence explores the romantic fascination we mortals have for the undead.

Why do perfectly normal people fall for such sinister beings?
And more importantly, what should we do about it when we do?
Diana Laurence knows.

With loads of personal experience to draw upon, Diana has created a road map to show readers how a vampire relationship can be achieved and conducted in harmony with everyday existence. She is here to guide you on this challenging but rewarding journey, as she notes in the Introduction:

I’m not claiming this quest is without its challenges. Having a successful relationship never is. And it’s even tougher when you throw in the special problems of being with a vampire: his ego, the crazy hours, your inability to deny him anything, his natural aversions to garlic and monogamy.

There will be days that being in love with a vampire will seem like, for lack of a better word, a curse. But take heart; I’m here to be your guide, and show you that you do have the wherewithal to balance your vampirophilia with a full, happy, successful life.

By the time we’re done you’ll know all you need to realize your dreams of bringing a real vampire into your life.

 

Featured in November 2009 Glamour magazine cover story October 2009
Listed in Chapters/Indigo's Top 5 Vampire/Werewolf/Zombie Guides September 2009
Chosen the Internet Review of Books' #3 Favorite Vampire Book October 2009
Featured in Publisher's Weekly's Paperback Bestsellers Roundup Sept. 1, 2009
Featured on Sugarscape.com (Web site of Sugar, the UK's largest publication for teens) Sept. 19, 2009
Featured in Greetings, etc. (leading publication for the greeting card, stationery and partyware industry) Sept. 25, 2009
Daily Pick - Gifts and Decorative Accessories magazine Sept. 4, 2009

 


Rating: All ages
Publisher: Sellers Publishing
Publication Date: October 23, 2009
Genre: Humor / Self-Help
Pages: 160 print,
Word Count: 40,000
Paperback ISBN: 9781416205524
Paperback Price: $14.95 U.S., $17.95 Can

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Hear the Author
Diana talks about everything from "Dark Shadows" to "True Blood," gives vampire relationship advice, and shares her love for Conner, Mordred and the rest of her vampire pals. Interview for Milwaukee Public Radio, October 26, 2009, 13 minutes.

Meet the Vampires!
Check out some of the fabulous, fascinating, sexy immortals you'll get to know in the book. Click on Ethan's handsome visage to the right to see them all.

The Top Ten Vampire Pickup Lines
A popular little excerpt from the book for your enjoyment.

Visit the Vampirophiles' page
More vampire reading from Diana Laurence.


   
   
Featured in the
Nov. 2009
cover story of
Glamour

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Reviews

10/25/09 - TrueBloodNet - "...a wonderful guide to balancing fantasy and passion with your ordinary life…fun, humorous, and has an underlying message that I can definitely get on board with. If you’ve had people poo-poo your vampire passions, this book assures you that you are not alone and that your interests are totally normal."

10/28/09 - Tales of Whimsy - "Diana Laurence's book is not just funny it is oddly believable. I was so immersed I had to remind myself it was fiction...a smile-inducing repertoire that is full of wit, snappy titles, and fantastically clever pop culture references. I literally spent the entire time I read this book smiling and chuckling...Give this one a chance. It is so wickedly amusing."

11/7/09 - TrueBlood-Online (The Vault) - "The ultimate vampire dating guide…highly entertaining."

10/29/09 - Metroreader - "As a mature reader of romance, I loved the sense from Laurence that the attraction for vampires and from vampires is not simply physical attraction, but rather honors the experience and personality of those who have lived and loved a bit in this life...Laurence gives the reader lots of upbeat, practical tips regarding life and romance....breezy, refreshing style...a quick read - fun, sweet, and spicy."

11/2/09 - Michelle's Masterful Musings - "The beauty of this book is that it does not take itself seriously.  Ms. Laurence inflects humor and lightheartedness into every page.  On the surface, it may seem like another frivolous vampire book, but underneath, one gets more than just a tongue-in-cheek book about loving vampires.  It offers advice on how to embrace what is truly important to you and how you do not need to apologize to others for your likes and dislikes....this could almost be termed a women empowerment how-to book. "

10/30/09 - YA Vampire Books - "Laurence's writing is clever, witty and charming. I recognized myself in several statements, she definitely hits the nail on the head more than once! Sometimes I even wondered if the author could read my mind, she knew exactly how I reacted, felt and thought when reading certain parts of the book."

10/16/09 - Night Owl Romance - "Top Pick! This is an excellent self help guide...the information is priceless and presented in a fun way. I'd love to meet some of the vampire friends Diana has."

10/10/09 - My Overstuffed Bookshelf - "With wonderful writing and great Q&As with vampires, what more could you ask for? ...a great and quick read that opened my eyes to the vampire world of dating and what one mortal can expect from immortals! Five stars."

9/10/09 - Jazma Online - "A brilliant take on the vampire mythos. This is a book that would make Anne Rice blink. Genre-bending with outstanding affects!"

9/26/09 - Bella's Novella - "...a fabulous guide to loving and dating vampires...Adored it. Cover to cover, devoured in three hours. Pardon the pun. Grab this book, it's adorable!"

10/1/09 -Musings of a Book Addict - "Great book…full of humor...a must read for anyone who is fascinated with vampires."

10/5/09 - Alexia's Books & Such - "A very funny book that somehow managed to straddle the line between serious dating guide and parody... a fast, enjoyable, humorous read that I would recommend to any and all paranormal lovers out there."

10/8/09 - A BookLover's Diary - "...cleverly written--humorous through and through. A quick and entertaining read...a great addition to any vampire-lover’s library."

10/12/09 - Cornucopia of Reviews - "I had a lot of fun reading this book! It had me laughing aloud (which probably frightened a lot of other people at my library). 'A' rating."

10/13/09 - When Falls the Coliseum - "A fun bit of fluff, and if you’ve caught the current vampire craze, not a bad way to lounge away a weekend afternoon."

10/19/09 - Satisfaction for Insatiable Readers - "Entertainment for both the timeless romantic as well as the "bad girl wannabe" in us all, [HTCAKAV] allows readers to take a look at dating the darker side....see if you aren't the least bit tempted...."

10/23/09 - Sidhe Vicious Reviews - "I had really been looking forward to reading it. I was not dissapointed! It’s a great how-to guide on dating those uber-sexy vamps, filled with practical advice, fun facts, and told with warmth and a great sense of humor."

10/28/09 - Cheryl's Book Nook - "I liked this book. It was witty, charming, insightful, and an all around how to guide that you can really sink your teeth into!"

10/28/09 - The Bluestocking Guide - "Boy, this was a really fun read.  I’ve been amusing my Facebook friends with quotes from the book...I’d love to see this book in the hands of some teenaged girls. It would be extraordinarily entertaining..."

10/28/09 - Stitch and Bear - "Diana Laurence is on the ball with this tongue-in-cheek guide to dating a vampire...this would be a great Christmas gift for the Twilight-besotted teeenager in your life."

10/30/09 - Booktumbling - "Ms. Laurence’s experience as a paranormal romance writer shines and her witty writing balances serious with parody. Paranormal/romance/vampire fans will delight in this quick, entertaining read."

11/6/09 - Vampire Genre - "...the ultimate how-to guide for nabbing your own Edward to love and cherish."

11/6/09 - Cheryl Baryl Blog - "This is an awesome book that helped me realize a lot about why I feel the way I feel [about vampires]. So go read it! :)"

11/7/09 - Readaholic - "I truly felt like the author had been with vampires, and this book was kind of like a "vampires for dummies" book. 5 stars!"

11/12/09 - Vampire Romance Books - "This was a fun read, yet real enough to make you want to take notes for when your vampire boyfriend finally comes along."

11/13/09 - My Books Views - "How to Catch and Keep a Vampire is hilarious and entertaining, but Laurence also takes the subject very seriously."

11/14/09 - Sapphire Romance Realm - "A fun little volume that will have you laughing...Sookie, Buffy, Bella, & Anita Hamilton (well you get the idea) and all the other vampire lovers could have saved themselves tons of trouble if they had only read this little handbook."

11/18/09 - Read to Your Hearts Delight - "I absolutely loved the design of the book, the pages are just beautiful to look at....Overall, I found How to Catch and Keep a Vampire both interesting and humorous. A must read for anyone fascinated with vampires."

11/19/09 - Ilford (London) Recorder - "Diana Laurence comes to the rescue...full of amusing anecdotes…funny and inventive…"

11/30/09 - ForeWord - "Esoteric information on the world of these immortals is presented neatly, tongue-in-wan-cheek, in this compact guidebook geared to winning the heart of a vampire."

12/1/09 - The Neverending Shelf - "This self-help type novel was a really fun quick read...Laurence's usage of humor and wit had me laughing at the extent that one can undergo to find their forever partners. This book will definitely please vampire lovers and those with a sense of humor."

12/2/09 - La Femme Reader - "From the first line I was quickly engaged in Diana's tactics in catching a vampire...Call it crazy but Diana's persuasive writing really makes you think vampires exist...If you are a vampire addict and need a book to help you fulfill your needs then this book is for you."

12/2/09 - Patricia's Vampire Notes - "A just-for-fun kind of book. Something to pick up when you want to lighten your mood and maybe fantasize about bloodsuckers."

12/6/09 - Lost in Books - "[Diana Laurence] has created a very unique and unexpected book that takes something big in the literary scene, vampires, and puts a twist on it so it is not the same old same old."

1/2/10 - Fang-tastic Books - "A must-have for all you ladies that ache for the vampire boyfriend. This delightful read gives details on how to attract the vampire of your dreams and keep him."

1/9/10 - Amalie Howard - "I really enjoyed the 'Case Study' stories. I did get quite engrossed in them and wanted more...There were many areas that were clever and witty, where I had an internal laugh at certain similarities with things I've thought myself."

1/11/10 - Book Goddess - "This was a very enjoyable read and seemed to successfully straddle the line between dating how to guide and parody. I would recommend it for any paranormal fans...There are some genuine dating tips in this guide which could be put into practice for any single people out there."

1/16/10 - Luxury Reading - "Laurence is certainly an expert on vampires...an entertaining read."


Interviews/Guest Blogs

1/9/10 - Interview on Vampire Romance Books.
11/17/09 - Interview on Bitten by Books.
11/13/09 - Interview on Open Book Society.
11/7/09 - Interview on The Vault (TrueBlood-Online).
10/30/09 - "Oh Bite Me! " - Interview, The Anniston (Alabama) Star.
10/30/09 - Guest blog post on VampChix.
10/29/09 - Guest blog post on The Romance Studio.
10/13/09 - "Vampire Dating? Heck Yeah!" - Guest blog post on Reading with a Bite.
10/1/09 - Interview and Q&A on Fang-Tastic Books.
9/29/09 - Interview and Q&A on Patricia's Vampire Notes.
9/29/09 - Interview and Q&A on Suburban Vampire.


Media Contact

Andy Sturtevant
207-772-6833, ext. 127
asturtevant@rsvp.com
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